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One Earth: Slightly Used

Course you’re not the only one buying worlds! Why, plenty of fancy, big-name people buy worlds! We’re all looking for a new one, after all! Why, look here, it’s the incorrigible Anne Clare, the Neat-O Naptime Author. Yes, kid. Neat-O. Get away from me, kid. You bother me. Well, enough from me. Read the wordsContinue reading “One Earth: Slightly Used”

Blank Worlds

Well, kid, you’re back. Naw, it’s fine. If you’re willin’ to pay. Here, let me put down my cigarette and show off the wares. They sure are something, ain’t they? All those little worlds, blank and just waitin’ for someone to take them home. Sure, sure, it’ll take lots of time. But every world’s aContinue reading “Blank Worlds”

The Shopkeeper Mutters, “You Gotta Pay.”

You want one of these? You can’t afford it. You have any idea how much work it takes to deal with one of ’em? Trust me, it ain’t worth your time, your money, your energy. No, I ain’t blowin’ smoke in your face. Well, I am, but that’s cause my cigarette smoke’s gotta go somewhere,Continue reading “The Shopkeeper Mutters, “You Gotta Pay.””

View the Horror!

Step right up! See the horror of horrors! See the one thing in the universe that will make you realize how small you stand in the cosmic order! There is nothing on the midway as terrifying as this! Ladies, please make sure you have a strong arm to lean on. No one with heart conditions!Continue reading “View the Horror!”

A World Worth Visiting

Take your chances! You can pick any world you see here. Any one! And I guarantee it won’t be this old, worn-out world you’re in now. It’ll be a brand-new worn-out world! But something different, and really, different is never bad, is it? Move along, wise acre. We don’t need your kind here. But you!Continue reading “A World Worth Visiting”