Come one, come all! Come see the freaks of nature survive in a world they didn’t create! See the man who can communicate only through his taste buds attempt to navigate a world of sound! Laugh as the human camel frolics among the clover! Shock as a child no older than the sun burns you with ice the color of joy!
Thank you, ma’am, thank you! Two bits, sir, and yes, thank you! Step this way, and step lively! Into the tent!
I hope you all have iron-clad stomachs, for tonight, I shall show you wonders!
…I said, wonders!
Mel. Psst, Mel! You’re supposed to let the freaks out!
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